"Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter..."

So, first blog time i guess? Scary?! Here goes:

My name is Gillian Amy. Everyone calls me Gillian. Hopefully you'll never forget that, but I'll let you call me Gill, Ian, Fatty, The Bubble, Ronarry GingerTwin, Gillie, or pretty much anything, tbh. I was born and raised near York. I like Yorkshire. The people smile a lot and say 'hello' and 'how are you.' And then you say 'hello' back.Gillian means 'youthful' and Amy means 'beloved', which is ironic because I don't believe I have ever been 'youthful' and I crave to be 'beloved'. The way you treat me is the way I'll treat you. If I'm interested in something I can talk about it to anyone for hours. When you are little they tell you you can be whoever you want to be, but they never tell you that being yourself is okay. Funny that. I'm almost always bored. My head is pretty much in the clouds, not the gutter. I love taking photos, some would say that makes me a camera whore. I would not change myself for anybody or anything, if you don't like me as I am, that's your issue, not mine.

I'm a vegan, Christian, short, geeky, blue eyed, petite, loud yet shy, focused, determined, sixteen year old and I like foreign packaging on snack foods. I like symmetry. I like reading really old books with big words. I love giving to charities too. I like bright colours on clothes. Well it depends on what mood I'm in. I like pharmaceutical medicine wrappers. I like people who don’t smile. Ever. And I like people who do smile. I hate shoes. I hate judgemental people. I hate homophobia. I hate people who change their voices when they say something important. I hate my thighs. I hate dripping taps. I like trains and boats, they go places. I’m scared of jelly. And old people. And pregnant people and anything that flies. I love Doctor Who. I hate people with pointy hands. I hate having wet feet and the feel of cotton wool. I love to laugh. I like Russell Howard and I like pistachio nuts. I hate rudeness and bad table manners. I don't like Miley Cyrus, but annoyingly I know all the words to all the songs in Hannah Montanna. I admire The Jonas Brothers, infact, I'd quite like to be a Jonas Brother, tbh. I always think endings of things are never good enough. I take Torchwood way to seriously. I want to join real-life Torchwood. I dislike children. I don't understand them because I never was one. I want to travel, particularly to New York and China. I love reading. The Bible is the best book ever written. I read it daily. I love going to the seaside. I hate being in a large group of people. I hate one word text messages and people who argue on social networking sites. At least have the guts to do it face to face. I like wearing pumps. I hate bullies. I love the old universities. Maybe one day I'll get to one, Oxford, Cambridge, maybe? Yale would be the dream :)


I sometimes feel like I'm Alice in Wonderland :) and sometimes I wish I was Alice in Wonderland.